27 Weeks and Cranky as Heck

I've decided to quit posting the Baby Center's 'How big is your baby in Vegetable Terms' because it's complete crap. This week was suppose to be a head of cauliflower. Uhhhhh no. Toss me a watermelon and then I'll post your dang picture! So on with it then.

{Alex is now over 2 pounds and about 15 inches long.} ((Head of cauliflower my expanding behind!))

If you haven't noticed, I'm irritated. I'm annoyed. I'm frustrated, I'm tired, I'm cranky, and I'm just done. Today I officially declared I have given up on real clothes and will be wearing pajamas for the next 11 weeks. I say 11, even though there are technically 12 weeks left to make it to 40. Screw 40. I'm requesting my doctor induce me a week early. I want to be done ASAP!

I've been a pretty good sport up til now. I've embraced the fat rolls, the cankles, the 300+ lbs weight gain, but I am done. I think my Cranky Pregnant Hormones have kicked in and they're here to stay in full force. Maybe it's just me and it's just today, hopefully tomorrow I'll feel better, but right now, in this very moment... AAAAHHHH!!! I'm uncomfortable, NO clothes I own make me look cute, I feel gargantually huge {Which, by the way, my elderly neighbor lady told me I was humongous and asked if I got this big with Courtney, if my due date wasn't sooner than I thought, and if there was more than one in there. Sorry Lady, you ain't seen nothin' yet. We've still got 3 months, watch me balloon!}

Maybe this is why I'm cranky. *Sigh* Maybe it's because it takes me a full 3 minutes just to roll over in bed. Maybe it's because I waddle everywhere I go. There is no sense of walking normally anymore. Maybe it's because I keep seeing all these cute little tiny pregnant girls with their tiny little basketball bellies and I feel like a dump truck next to them. Maybe because just looking in the mirror makes me want to cry.

I want my normal body back, I want my normal hormones back, and I want to feel human again!

But more than anything, I just want my baby boy here. I want to hold him in my arms, I want to be done being pregnant and just have him here. I want to not be fat anymore!

And with that, I'll sign off. Here's hoping to a less cranky post next week!